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    A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.

    "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said.

    The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas.

    The man objects again: "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

    The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

    "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

    The dentist then returns and says: "Here's a Viagra tablet."

    The patient says: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

    "It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"
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